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Nothing tastes as good as thin feels..– Skinny&Confident. I found this micro-blog and it makes me very…uncomfortable. Not with my body. I’m basically almost totally fine with my body. I mean, sure, I hate the little freckles on my legs that look like stubble even after I just shaved my legs, and I don’t like [...]

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Levi’s Ex-Girlfriend Jean – Mask – See All Jeans. Yeah. So this is going on. Levi’s has released the new Ex-Girlfriend jeans right on the heels of their Pegged Boyfriend jeans. Good Lord. Somewhere, my mother is clutching her pearls. She finds this whole thing perfectly scandalous, and frankly, so do I. By now, you [...]

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Who Is Gis Bundchen Pissing Off Today? | Dlisted. I do so love Michael K’s headlines. Anyway, Giselle Bundchen was once again talking out of her supermodel butt, and this time, she wasn’t saying that another woman’s son was totally-really-omg-seriously her own child, and she wasn’t saying that she potty-trained her own child at six [...]

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I know a lot of you lovely ladies that read this blog are mothers as well as whatever else it is you are – lawyers, paralegals, teachers, journalists. And those are just those among you that I’m actually aware of. Watch, I bet we’ve got a professional lion tamer in the crowd, too! :D I’ve [...]

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The first time I heard the words, “Molotov cocktails,” I assumed it was an actual cocktail. You know, like a White Russian. What? I was like 10 at the time. I totally thought that the Molotov cocktail was a mix of vodka and creme de menthe and maybe an olive or sprig of mint or [...]

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Jennifer Aniston: Her Allure Photo Shoot: Inside Allure: allure.com. This made me cackle. Guffaw, really. I thought it was just hilarious. Jennifer Aniston recently did a Brigitte Bardot-inspired shoot with Allure, and they got her talking about her hair dresser, who’s apparently been with her for quite a while. She had some good things to [...]

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Yeah, I’m a little late. The Golden Globes, aka, the Hollywood wank-fest, were on Sunday or something. My mother watches them occasionally, and my brother wanted to watch because he’s a HUGE Ricky Gervais fan (as we all should be because the man is awful in only the most delightful way possible). Personally, I hate [...]

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Do Eight-year-olds Needs Their Own Makeup Line? Wal-Mart Thinks So. I’ve been seeing this pop up on my Twitter feed all morning and I guess the inundation wore me down, because I felt like addressing it. This is, after all, a kinda sorta but not really anymore law blog, with a decidedly (overpowering?) fashion bent, [...]

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Everybody’s favorite Bride of Xenu is the new face of Ann Taylor, and the first look at the ad has been released. Hollywood Reporter has it up if you’d like to see it. Since I use a lot of Ann Taylor clothes in my (nearly) daily outfits here, I figured I’d write something about this. [...]

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But it’s a mean kind of laughy, you guys. Not the nice kind of laughy, like when a baby’s head is so big that it’s just disproportional and it can’t keep itself upright and just flops to whatever side the head is leaning to. That’s HILARIOUS. No, this is the mean kind of laughy. Like [...]

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