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Hideously Depressing: College Tuition, Student Debt, and the Job Market

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Send Backup To My Law School, You Guys!

:-| You guys. We have a bit of an emergency. I need help. SHE CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS CAPTAIN. I was sitting in my Counseling & Negotiations class, being all prim and proper and typing with my pinkies in the air like the lady that I am, when my professor, acknowledging that the […]

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Yeah, I’ve Really Gotta Get On This.

Purchase of a Driving Record Abstract.   How many of you are filling out those Barzam applications right now? Most of my friends are. I’m not taking the July Bar due to personal/family stuff going on pretty much EXACTLY at that time, so I have a little extra time, but I’ll be taking the next […]

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It’s Always Something, Isn’t It?

With me? Yes. It’s always something. I remember last year, I got swine flu. I’m sure something happened 1L year, but I’ve basically repressed that entire year, so whatever. And this year? I was hospitalized the night before my last final and taking a Vicodin every 3 hours (!!!) for three days afterward. (I had […]

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Maxims of Equity: Equity Sucks And Then You Die.

So my Remedies exam is today, and this just happened while I was talking to the LawSchoolBFF, BobBlahBlawg. Andy: I was looking over our stuff and…we don’t actually have to know that much. Me: OMG, I know. I was looking at my outline like, I know this sh-t. Andy: But hey, we are all screwed […]

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There Is No Material Issue of Fact When I Say I’m Awesome.

Really, there isn’t. SCOTUS ruled on that last month. It was a split court, though. Scalia, Roberts, Thomas, and Alito dissented, because they are massive tools. But the other five Justices agreed, so the law of the land is that I am awesome. Pretty soon it will be so ingrained in our popular culture that […]

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Herzog Fills Me With Murderous Rage

For those of you that subscribe to my rampant bitch!fest on Twitter, you already know about the Herzog competition at my law school. For those of you that don’t, know this: it is torture. Unmitigated, butt-paralyzing torture. It is a 1 credit class (which screws up your whole course load for the semester) in which […]

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Off-Brief Argument a Wild Success, Eyewitnesses Say

Back-patting time! Sorry to put you nerds through this, but I wanted to share this story of my galloping awesomeness. It’s also meant to give hope to people out there who, like me, are complete, abject slackers that like to fly by the seat of their pants when it comes to their responsibilities, taking on […]

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So Andy and I start 3L on Monday…

So on Monday, August 23, your beloved Hoomster and her LawSkoolBFF, who is not beloved but more turd-like in his ways, will be returning to law school. We’ll be 3Ls, you guys, which means we won’t give a crap about anything. Except we barely gave a crap about anything in spring of 1L, so whatever. […]

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I Mean, It’s Not Like I Have a Full Life Of My Own

As all of you know, my LawSkoolBFF Andy just returned from his sojourn to Seattle. Okay, fine, so none of you knew that. Well, okay, one person did. The one in the second row with the binoculars and the vanilla wafers. Fine, whatever, I don’t care. DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT BRAWK BRAWK BRAWK SOUND. […]

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