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I loved Mister Rogers when I was little. We all did. All of us except Andy, who has informed me that even as a little boy, he would have no truck with cardigan-wearing elderly gentlemen that wanted him to join them on a trip to their magical kingdoms. He explained it to me when I [...]

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Have you guys ever blue-n yourselves? I bet a couple of you have – at least a couple. Or you’ve tried to. And frankly, if you can show up at work after blue-ing yourself, why the heck not?! I ask you! Today’s costume, as you may have guessed, is inspired by the Blue Man Group. [...]

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I’m so, so excited about today’s costume, you guys. I LOVED the Magic School Bus when I was a kid! Miss Frizzle was the best! I wanted to punch Arnold in the face, though. What an annoying little wanker. >:( I learned so much about so many things, you guys. I learned about the solar [...]

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Phew! That’s quite a byline, huh? Today’s costume is a little confusing, guys, so I’ll wait while you get a pen and a piece of paper to diagram this out. Today’s costume is GoldenFace, the villain in “Threat Level Midnight,” which is a motion picture written by Michael Scott. GoldenFace is played by Jim Halpert, [...]

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I looooove SNL, you guys. I watch that show every weekend. It’s great! And even when it’s terrible, it’s great! I don’t know why I love it so much. I just do. It’s such good fun. I like the format, too. Cold open, usually political. Theme. Monologue, usually by someone I like well enough. Skits, [...]

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I LOVED the Arthur books when I was in third grade. I used to get them from the library in my elementary school and sign my name on the little card and take them home in my backpack and read them after dinner. I would try REAL hard not to look for (or even find [...]

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Today’s costume is inspired by one of my favorite cartoon characters: the awful, incorrigible, racist, anti-Semitic, devil-child of South Park, Eric Cartman. Here are some interesting facts about everyone’s favorite a-hole. Cartman was the president of Mel Gibson’s fan club. He once tried to exterminate the Jews. He pretended to be a special needs child [...]

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The month of October is upon us, and that means that every day this month (hopefully including weekends, but we’ll see) I’ll be putting up a Halloween costume that’s appropriate for the office. Nothing slutty, nothing short, nothing obscene. Just good, clean, tasteful fun. Most of my costumes are going to be inspired by book, [...]

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I live in Chicago, folks, and it gets COLD here. Cold as a witch’s tit in a brass bra. (Hahaha, I just wanted to be able to use that phrase. Isn’t it weird and hilarious?!) Anyway, during three years of law school, I had to walk a little less than a mile from the train [...]

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Olivia Munn is the worst addition to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in … well, ever. She’s just.not.funny. And worse than that, she just comes off kind of … dumb. And yet she’s always giving interviews about how women can be funny, smart, AND pretty. Note to Olivia: you are only one of those [...]

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