So, apparently, Emma Roberts exists. This was news to me. Apparently, she’s Julia Roberts’s niece and she’s in movies and she does things and she’s very thin. So, great news, you guys! We get another Julia Roberts for the next 50 years! Yaaay! BECAUSE ONE WASN’T ENOUGH.
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Nah, I’m being unfair. I probably only get the bitchy twit vibe from Emma because of her aunt. Who sucks. Massively. Copiously. With bells on. She’s probably a perfectly nice girl.
(Eh.)
Here’s a picture of her being totally upstaged by the awesome guy in the crocodile mask. I mean, Emma who?
See? Isn’t that dude awesome? And also, Emma Roberts is terribly thin. Look at those legs!
You probably don’t want to wear pants that tight to work. So let’s see what I came up with. You’ll have to forgive me for the shoes. They are ugly. But pickings were slim. Just wear cute black pumps or something. It’s fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE JUST CALM THE HELL DOWN.
High Waist Pant in Black ………. $21.99
Prima Cotton Tee in Grey ………. $24.50
Pleat Shoulder Cardigan in Peach Nectar ………. $19.90
TREASA Pumps in Black ………. $24.49
Simple enough, right? I picked a pair of high waisted black pants, much more work appropriate than the black hiphugger jeans Emma is wearing.
Underneath we have a simple grey tee, with a pale peach cardigan. Emma’s wearing ugly motorcycle boots because apparently that’s edgy and cool. And also ugly. I picked a pair of black pumps, but they’re pretty meh, so just grab the cute black pumps you have stashed in your closet. I KNOW THEY’RE THERE.
Also, to really make this outfit complete, you really should have a dude in a crocodile mask follow you around.
Or, at the very least, buy Kroko.
He suffers from paranoid psychosis.
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It’s very sad.
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IF WE DON’T HELP WHO WILL?!
God, you people.
Lol, I love these posts.