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Today’s Heave post is also about Taylor Swift! Shocker! Normally I do fandom-characters (read: fictional) only, because I get to be mean and no one files any complaints or sends dead voles to my house. People on the interwebz go pretty crazy, you guys, when someone insults a celebrity they like. I once had two friends flip out on me when I suggested that Michael Lohan was not a great person.
MICHAEL LOHAN.
Yeah, that was pretty crazy. Apparently woman-beaters are awesome and worthy of a spirited, condescending, vehement defense.
I have strange friends, you guys. I need to get out to more coffee shops or wherever it is that ‘friends’ seem to gather. I’m told there’s also a fountain in Central Park that they frequent…?
Anyway, I did expand my Heave subjects to include certain celebrities. Certain celebrities with their own fandom (though that’s not saying much – most celebs do have a fandom), but more importantly, certain celebrities with a very distinct style.
Like, I couldn’t tell you for a minute what Eva Longoria’s ‘style’ was. I’m thinking, short. And tight. That’s about it. But if you asked me what Taylor Swfit’s style was, I’d immediately say something like glittery sheath dresses, sweetheart necklines, cowboy boots with sundresses, big Texas hair (she’s from Tennessee but whatever), and dramatic red lips.
She’s got a style, an immediately identifiable style, and so she qualifies.
I’m pretty mean in my T.Swifty post today, but I’m also a little nice. I say she’s adorable and compassionate and generous…after I’m done making fun of her.
Also, can I just say something? Who saw the AMA’s? I saw them while my brother was looking for his Madden game, so about 5 minutes’ worth. And OMG TAYLOR CANNOT SING. I already knew this but it becomes more and more apparent at live shows/awards when she insists on singing, you guessed it, live.
And can I say something else? The best song to ever have Taylor Swift’s name attached to it is this one:
Pertinent part:
And even if the truth comes from Taylor Swift, tell her this:
No one man should have all that powwwwer.
<3
Ugh, Kanye is the best. And this remix is amazing.
man, I love Kanye`s music but dude is losing his shit. did you hear what he said the other day?
From DListed.com: Gay Fish on the Taylor situation, which happened like 15 centuries ago: “Taylor never came to my defense at any interview,” West ranted. “And rode the waves and rode it and rode it.”
Motherfucker done gone crazy… why should she defend him?
and don’t get me started on swizz beatz