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New York Post’s Andrea Peyser Has 99 Problems, and Islam is One.

Written By: humarashid - Oct• 26•10

I’m sure you’ve heard about the 99, a bunch of Islamic superheroes created by a Muslim psychologist. They’re based on the 99 names of Allah, all in Arabic, and half of them will be women, and some wear burqas and I believe some will not. The 99 will be fighting alongside the likes of Batman, et al, as a way to combat the negative perceptions of Islam in the media.

Naturally, conservatives have a problem with this, notably, Andrea Peyser of the New York Post.

Hide your face and grab the kids. Coming soon to a TV in your child’s bedroom is a posse of righteous, Sharia-com pliant Muslim superheroes — including one who fights crime hidden head-to-toe by a burqa.

These Islamic butt-kickers are ready to bring truth, justice and indoctrination to impressionable Western minds.

Ah, yes, impressionable Western minds. Because cultural hegemony is only acceptable when it stems from Western traditions, and remains undiluted in its Western-ness. Frankly, I think Ms. Peyser has lost her mind.

Because, remember, folks, when you accidentally slurp down a can of Campbell’s Halal-certified soup or read about one of our insidious comic book heroes in your Western-comic-book-universe, you become a Muslim. That’s how we get you!

Our Da’wah Deparatment has really been stepping it up recently with its religious outreach and conversion tactics. But can you blame us? Mind control is so easy when the mind in question is as feeble as Andrea Peyser’s.

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  1. […] New York Post's Andrea Peyser Has 99 Problems, as well as Islam is One … […]

  2. Alx! says:

    1) the comic book sounds awesome. and from the picture, the art looks pretty sweet. any word on links or online availability?

    2) how fucking stupid do you have to be to be threatened by a group of *comic book superheroes*?!?! And what the fuck does “sharia-com” mean!?! Is it a website? Can I go there? If I do will I find an FBI GPS unit under my car tomorrow? STOP MAKING UP WORDS, OKAY? >.< Here you go: http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm134.jpg

  3. Alx! says:

    OMG though, her quote that you have totally reminds me of this: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4fer

    LMFAO AHAHAHAHA