Last week’s haiku post / Was so wildly successful / That it’s gonna stay… All Sunday posts here / Will be written in haiku / From now on, you guys… Some might think it’s lame / To do posts in poetry / But AY SHUT IT TURDS. >:(
So let’s get started / Looking at some cool items / Click to purchase, nerds.
Ann Taylor - $12.99
Such a bright color
Also work appropriate
Everyone needs tees.
Michael Kors - $46.90
Love the flowy drape
Really lengthens the body
And is flattering.
Ralph Lauren - $33.90
Lapis Lazuli
Precious stone in Gilgamesh
Still in style today!
Ann Taylor - $19.99
This cute knot-front tee
Reminds me of Keys’s stage dress
But much classier.
French Connection - $23.99
Ooh! Colorful spikes!
Imaginative and fun
Owned by Roy G. Biv.
Banana Republic - $39.99
Functional black pants
So great for any workplace
Pic Photoshopped, though.
Banana Repubilc - $39.50
Such a pretty ring!
Love the delicate design.
Needs to be mine now.
Betsey Johnson - $15.90
Such cute little studs
Love that poppy color, too.
Better than danglies.
French Connection - $40
OH MY GOD SO CUTE.
That is some serious wood.
And that’s what she said.
So come back next week / For more poetry and stuff / And buy things, you guys.
I’m so impressed with your haiku skills! ;)
When I gain sufficient confidence in myself, maybe I’ll switch from Haiku Sundays to Limerick Sundays. ;)
AND THEN DIRTY LIMERICK SUNDAYS. :-O IS THE WORLD READY?!?!1!!
sweetheart, the cabochon bracelet isn’t lapis lazuli. lapis is a darker blue, almost like that j.crew warm riviera shirt you had in one of your grab bags. <3 sorry to ruin your haiku flow.
BUT I COULDN”T MAKE A PRETENTIOUS GILGAMESH REFERENCE TO TURQUOISE NOW COULD I?
>:(
C’mon, woman.