You guys. I have the sads. My friend Nora just got a new guinea pig, and I was not invited to come over and see it. I’m going to ignore the obvious reason, that she knows I have a final Monday and can’t make the trip out to see her, and instead I’m going to assume that she, along with all my other friends, have issued an official ban on inviting me over whenever they get a new pet.
Probably because I watch too many movies.
So you know what, Nora?
Screw you AND your guinea pig.
I bet it’s just a stupid Cloverfield monster, anyway, and it’s going to take over the world and it’ll be all your fault.
Live with that on your conscience, jerk.
>:(
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And this is why you’re my favorite.
<3
I’ve heard rabbits are nom. My friend Almas had this white rabbit and OMG IT WAS SO FAT. When I came over she’d take it out and put it down on the lawn in her backyard and it’d just waddle around and we never worried about it running away because OMG IT WAS SO FAT.
And then it died. :(
love you.
:)
<3
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