Guys.
I like to think we’re all friends here.
I mean, we do things together. We go antiquing. We check out farmers’ markets. We watch scary movies from the sixties. We do karaoke. We white-water raft. We make drinking games out of important political speeches. We throw rocks at nerds.
But sometimes, some of you just get out of line.
So, do you mind explaining to me WHAT this is?
>:(
I don’t approve of this, you guys. Not one bit. I’m all scandalized over here. I even had to borrow Mama Hoomster’s pearls and put them on so that I could clutch them in horror.
I HAD TO BORROW MAMA HOOMSTER’S PEARLS.
I mean, I have tons of pearls of my own, but they’re not for clutchin’.
>:(
I’m very upset with you guys. We are not friends for the next ten minutes.
Also, I bet this was that whore, Andy, trying to scandalize me. He knows how easily I am scandalized. He takes full advantage of this knowledge. Hmph.
I hope his first-born is a ginger.
Or a Canadian.
…OR A CANADIAN GINGER!
:-O
>:)
Hoomster.com porn was not me. Maybe you should post some of my better searches, though.
Also, I’m not a ginger. If anything, you’re a ginger at heart.
I thought you’d figured this out by now – all the awful searches on this blog are by default yours.
DEFAULT.
DEFAULT HAS SPOKEN!
What would the video be called?
:-|
That is so not the point.
(Also, you can come up with the name. If the situation ever arises, I will use that name for the video. IF it ever arises. That’s what she said. Hahaha.)