Overheard earlier…
Bro: Ammi said that since there’s no roti, to make me a sandwich. But then she was like, wait, Huma’s not going to make you a sandwich, is she? And I was like, no. So she was like, just wait until I get home, twenty minutes or so, and I was like, okay.
Hoomster: …I’d have made you a sandwich. I think. Maybe.
Bro: Well, you still can. The statute of limitations on sandwich making hasn’t run yet.
Hoomster: …HOW DO YOU KNOW OF STATUTES OF LIMITATIONS?!
Bro: I am exceedingly well-read.
Hoomster: No, you’re not.
Bro: Fine. It’s the beard. It tells me things.
v_v
Guys, lawyer college totally corrupts those closest to us who are spared from its direct wrath. This is tragic.
lawlz
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