(I previously thought this was the 100th post but then it turned out I was off by 5 so, because I’m obsessive-compulsive, I went and renumbered them all. Carry on.)
We’ve reached the 100th BCS post, and we’re celebrating with the ensemble that Michelle wore when Barack took her out to NYC for dinner and a show. This outing was problematic for basically everyone and Mama Everyone. First, the GOP got its collective girdle in a twist because it was worried that tax payer dollars were used to fund this debauchery. (Although, really, what does it say about the GOP that whenever one of their Family Values boys gets caught with his pants down with a woman, everyone’s like, oh, whatever, that’s not news, wake us up when they find all the Boy Scouts he’s got hidden in the trunk of his car.)
Second, men everywhere got their collective girdles in a twist because their wimmin gave them all a collective side-eye as in, WHY THE HELL DO YOU NOT TAKE ME ANYWHERE BARACK RUNS THE FREE WORLD AND EVEN HE MAKES TIME TO TAKE MICHELLE PLACES SO YOU ARE TAKING ME PLACES AND WE ARE DOING THINGS OR YOU’LL BE WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR THE NEXT MONTH TO ME STANDING OVER YOU WITH A FRESHLY SHARPENED MEAT CLEAVER.
That’s what wimmin everywhere said. Trust me. We have a chat room that we all go to where we plan these things. Also, where we talk about shoes and what a whore that Gladys from across the street is. (Gladys is at the meeting, but we send her out to get more orange drink so we can talk about her.)
And while we were all in that chat room, my fellow wimmin asked me if I wouldn’t perhaps mind replicating Michelle’s Date Night look.
What wimmin want, wimmin get. The sooner that you folks with dangly bits realize that, the happier we’ll all be.
Here’s the dress I picked that nicely replicates the flounce and fun of Michelle’s LBD.
It’s got a V-neck, which is a slight departure, but the tiered flounces add a ton of interest to what would otherwise be a very typical, classic LBD. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
Michelle picked strappy black sandals to go with this dress, not unlike these CL shoes marked down ridiculously at Macy’s.
She accessorized with silver bangles, which bring this outfit to a total of around $94.
The purse, a bright blue clutch, is going to take us over our limit, for which I apologize. You can find it at Aldo for $40.
And there we have Michelle’s look for date night with the hubz. Also, seriously, how awesome would it be to be taken to dinner and a show in Air Force Fricking One?
*cue collective side-eye*
:-|
Guys?
We’re watching you. We wimmin are totally watching your asses.
