Hoomster: Have you ever wanted a twin?
Darling Bro: No.
[pause]
Darling Bro: Maybe a little.
Hoomster: [expecting some emotional insight, blah blah blah] Yeah?
Darling Bro: Yeah, but only to mess with people. Like at school. Get him to take my classes for me.
Hoomster: Oh.
Darling Bro: But if my teacher gave a pop quiz and he was dumber than me, I’d be like, shit.
:-|
You guys.
