Ha! Stately! Did you see what I did there? Well, of course you did, because you’re not dumb. I just love horrible puns. The lamer, the better. The louder I groan, the more I love you for it. (That’s what she said.) One of my favorite professors in college loved lame puns, too. He’d always, [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Business Casual Superstar #124: Michelle Obama’s stately gray dress
Posted in Business Casual Superstar, tagged Celebrity Style on December 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
She’s got me there.
Posted in Coffee, Tea, Me on December 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Overheard after much belly-aching from Mama Hoomster about my many inadequacies and whorish tendencies… Hoomster: Ammi, I need to hire people to come in rotation and take you for little outings so you can drink your tea and frown at the young people. Mama Hoomster: …I don’t need to go anywhere for that. :-| Well [...]
Congress denies the ABA’s law student loan relief proposal
Posted in Law Skool, Op-eds on December 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
In our most recent Podcast Ipsa Loquitur, Josh Camson and I discussed law school tuition hikes as well as the ABA’s loan relief proposal. In a much-appreciated attempt to help out struggling law students and lawyers, the ABA proposed using TARP funds to help unemployed lawyers by converting their private loans to federal ones. Congress, [...]
Business Casual Superstar #122: Michelle Obama’s Sparkly Yellow Dress
Posted in Business Casual Superstar, tagged Celebrity Style on December 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I generally act a bit like a boy, but occasionally I reveal my girly side when I see shiny things. You see, I like shiny things. I like to chase shiny things. It’s simply how I am. I feel comfortable admitting that to all of you because I feel like we’re friends now. Also, there [...]
Business Casual Superstar #121: Michelle Obama’s bumblebee look
Posted in Business Casual Superstar, tagged Celebrity Style on December 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »
You nerds know that I don’t like yellow and black together. The color combination reminds me of bees, and I hate bees and wasps and hornets because growing up, my BFF was deathly allergic to bee stings. She once got stung and had to be rushed to the hospital and very nearly died. So I [...]
It’s contagious.
Posted in Coffee, Tea, Me, Law Skool on December 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Overheard earlier… Bro: Ammi said that since there’s no roti, to make me a sandwich. But then she was like, wait, Huma’s not going to make you a sandwich, is she? And I was like, no. So she was like, just wait until I get home, twenty minutes or so, and I was like, okay. [...]
Business Casual #123: Michelle Obama goes to church with the First Family
Posted in Business Casual Superstar, tagged Celebrity Style on December 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I’ve never been to church, because I’m a heathen. Well, that’s a lie: I’m not a heathen, just a Muslim, but there’s a crapload of people who don’t see the difference. Also, I’ve been in a church three times. Two times were for weddings, one was for Mass. I don’t really remember why I was [...]
Business Casual Superstar #120: Michelle Obama autographing things
Posted in Business Casual Superstar, tagged Celebrity Style on December 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know. She’s doing something. For all I know, she’s working on the secret formula to turn Grape Nuts into platinum. How should I know? I’m not a CIA operative. Sometimes I wish I was. Because then I could go after those who have wronged me. Or, you know, whatever it is that CIA [...]
Business Casual Superstar #119: Michelle Obama’s swingy black frock
Posted in Business Casual Superstar, tagged Celebrity Style on December 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Back with another FLOTUS ensemble, and this one is so pretty and special that there’s no way for me to replicate it. Suffice it to say, I’m in flove with her dress. It’s magnificent. I want to compose poetry for it and take it to Paris to see the lights. Guys, it’s a really wicked [...]
This is why our parents hate us.
Posted in Coffee, Tea, Me on December 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Heard earlier… Darling Bro: Can you believe Mama Hoomster didn’t have flash installed on her netbook? Hoomster: Hahahaha NEWB. Darling Bro: Totally. :-| They’re kind of right to hate us. We are such assholes.
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