The Reasonably Prudent Law Student

I don’t know who Alexa Vega is. All I know is that I don’t like what she’s wearing. I also think she’s REALLY working the old school Lindsay Lohan look. You know, before Lindsay went crazy and started with the nose candy and having very public tantrums about nothing at all and pretty much single-handedly bringing down a classic fashion house although the geniuses in charge now certainly aren’t helping matters because they’re too interested in saving face and ignoring the fact that major department stores all across America are flat-out REFUSING to carry Ungaro until Linds is removed from the house, and the original designer of the same name sold out for a pretty penny and so his constant squawking about the disgrace it’s become is neither here nor there because he cashed out and should just sit in the corner of one of the many rooms in his house in Cabo.

Anyway.

I’m sure Alexa Vega isn’t about to do anything like that, even if she is kind of a doppelganger for a young, pristine Lindsay, before we all started ripping on her for being a cracked out mess.

So let’s clean this up for a law school look, or a casual Friday look, or something of that nature.

Boot cut Jeans ………. $29.99
Striped Turtleneck in black/cream ………. $19.99
Stretch Ankle Boot ………. $39.95
Rhinestone Filigree Ring ………. $4

I’ve got bootcut jeans, because bootcut is where it’s at. I don’t like any style other than bootcut. I own others, sure, but bootcut is just the most comfortable, the most flattering, the most versatile, etc.

I went with this striped sweater that looks really, really soft and comfortable. Then I picked the ankle boots that add a little glitz and polish, and a cute oversized ring, and there we have it. It’s pretty simple, but it works.

I dare anyone to call you a crackhead if you wear this. This is the Anti Crackhead Outfit. Remember that.