“Ammi, it’s never as hard as you think it is to destroy someone. Trust me.”
– Me.
This was immediately followed by my brother, who was very involved with his Wii, giving me the side-eye and then turning to my mother and asking:
“Ammi, of your two children, which one do you think is the good one?”
Then Mama Hoomster gave us both the side-eye and said:
“I don’t answer those types of questions.”
