The Reasonably Prudent Law Student

So my little brother is probably going out with his friends tonight, and they’ll probably be trick-or-treating, and he figured he’d grab a trench, put on a headband thing, and be some character from Naruto.

I don’t know what the hell that means.

So I suggested that, since it’s cold out, he put on his normal jeans and an argyle sweater and mismatched shirt and his sneakers, then grab my dad’s leather jacket or his fleece or something, put on his shades, grab the microphone from his Rock Band set up, and be Kanye West.

And then, when his friends were getting candy, he could be like, “Yo, Tony, I’m real happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but the best candy of all time is that which is given to me FIRST. ME FIRST.”

Or something like that.

What was my brother’s response?

“Oh. My. God. You…You are the lamest person ever. EVER. You…No. You don’t deserve to speak your mind.”

>:(

Hmph.

DKNY Griffin Jean ………. $19.99
Arrow Satin Striped Dress Shirt in Blue ………. $16.99
Plaid and Striped Back Sweater ………. $23.90
PunkRose Lounge Shoe in Gray/White ………. $19.97
Kanye West Shutter Glasses ………. $2.15
Nady Starpower Mic ………. $8

We’ve got dark wash jeans, a blue dress shirt, a gray sweater with a funky-cool pattern, slip on sneaks, shutter glasses, and a microphone.

Seriously.

It’s, like, criminally easy.

And think about how great the trick or treating thing would be! Like, say one of your friends is Balloon Boy or something. When he steps up to get candy, you could shout:

Yo, Falcon Heene, I’m happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but Jake Gyllenhaal was the best boy pretending to be stuck in a circular plastic apparatus of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And if one of your friends was going as Baron Davis or something, like Tony, you could be like,

Yo, Baron Davis, I’m real happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but Red Baron is the best baron of all time because he gives me cheez-covered nomz. CHEEZ COVERED NOMZ!

And if one of your friends was going as Batman, you could be like,

Yo, Batman, I’m real happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but Mighty Mouse was the best rodent-themed super hero of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And if one of your friends was, like, the bus driver lady from South Park, with teh bird in her hair and everything, you could be like,

Yo, Mrs. Crabtree, I’m real happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but Otto was the best bus driver of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And if one of your friends was going as a Disney princess or something, you could be like,

Yo, [insert Disney Princess here], I’m real happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but Lion King was the best Disney movie of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And if a couple of your friends were going as the characters from Dynasty, like my friends did one year, you could be like,

Yo, Carringtons, I’m real happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but the Ming Dynasty was the best dynasty of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And if one of your friends missed the memo and is going as the Joker THIS year, you could be like,

Yo, Joker, I’m real happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but I’m the biggest clown of all time.

And if one of your pals was going as a vampire, you could be like,

Yo, Count Dracula, I’m happy for you, and I’mma letchu finish, but Edward Cullen is the best vampire of all time. OF ALL TIME.

And then your friends could beat the crap out of you as the person whose house you were visiting applauded.

Haaaaaaa. I’mma Letchu Finish is probably my favorite meme EVER. As if you couldn’t tell.