Hahaha!
Okay, this is cute.
I read a ton of law blogs, mostly thanks to Dennis (no634) who has a bunch of awesome ones linked on his site. One of them is Law:/dev/null, which is awesome first and foremost because of the name. COME ON. I and-hearts-semi-colon it. Totally do.
One of my random-aside posts, How to Teabag the Teabaggers (I KNOW IT’S A GROSS TITLE I’M SORRY JEEZ IT’S NOT LIKE I KILLED YOUR DOG), this was posted in Law:/dev/null’s law blog post roundup:

Heeeeeeeeee.
To be fair, many guys have told me that I “slightly crush[ed] [their] soul[s].” I don’t mean to, I swear. I’m working on it. No, I’m not. But you wouldn’t want me to, anyway, right? R-right?
Ah, well. Stop reading me rambles and go read Law:/dev/null.
La la la.
C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN!
Ahem.
:-|
I’ll see myself out.

And the 2 different comp sci jokes in this post make me <3 you that much more. Marry me? :)
Ha ha ha! Yes. We’ll spend the rest of our lives making programming jokes and be ever so happy.