The Reasonably Prudent Law Student

If ever I had it.

Oh, there’s more, like after my pre-answer motion was allegedly denied.

*facepalm*

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!

(Psst. Click here to watch Kyle Broflovski declare shenanigans on the carnies.)

Complete twonversation after the jump!

@huma_rashid I declare…SHENANIGANS!!

@chiknpotpie Shenanigans about what? I have too many causes of action of shenanigans filed against me to keep track.

@huma_rashid That’s for me to know, and you to find out…that’s the point of shenanigans, duh.

@chiknpotpie Also, you declared shenanigans, but failed to state a claim, so I’ll just move to dismiss pursuant to 12B6.

@huma_rashid Your claim was denied…move to the back of the line.

@chiknpotpie Sorry, after Ashcroft v. Iqbal (2007), mere allegations of shenanigans are not sufficient as a factual basis. Motion granted.

@huma_rashid You cannot file the motion and grant it yourself…another case of shenanigans has been opened.

@chiknpotpie I wasn’t granting the motion by myself; I was reading the court order. DUH.

@huma_rashid I still declare a 2nd case of shenanigans…and I request a brand new court, obviously this one is corrupt.

@chiknpotpie The second case of shenanigans will obviously B dismissed bc it’s moot. Already established I didn’t grant my own motion. NEXT!

@huma_rashid You are located in IL, correct? It is well documented that the entire state is corrupt…I declare shenanigans on any rulings.

@chiknpotpie You can’t declare shenanigans on any and all rulings; it undermines justice system as a whole. Supreme Ct dismisses you.

@chiknpotpie The Supreme Ct of IL, that is. You tried to appeal to SCOTUS, but they refused to grant certiorari. Sorry.

@huma_rashid I declare shenanigans on any rulings originating from the state of IL, Congress has just passed a bill declaring IL null/void.

@chiknpotpie Yeah? Well, President Barack Obama just issued an executive order that your face is null and void. So there.

@huma_rashid Aaaand it was overturned by a 2/3rds vote of the Senate…Game, set, match to meee! : )

@chiknpotpie Actually, exec orders dont need legislative confirmation. SCOTUS just declared it constitutional in 5-4 ruling. Thx, Sotomayer!

@huma_rashid That was a good warm-up, let us now focus our combined powers onto a common goal…@amber_cunigan

@chiknpotpie I love it when we are united against @amber_cunigan, that ignorant slut. <3